Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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