So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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