Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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