She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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