I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
So vagazzling was a success
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
