told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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