I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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