Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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