Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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