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You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I met the friendliest cop last night
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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