Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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