Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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