I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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