she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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