The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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