We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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