we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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