I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Shame - the story of my life.
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