thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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