All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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