from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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