Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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