i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Two words: nipple clamps
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