I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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