Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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