He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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