My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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