Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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