Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My vagina just clenched in fear
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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