so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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