Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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