Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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