I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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