i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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