we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
worst night to have a conscience
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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