Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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