My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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