fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
