I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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