Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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