so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize