If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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