He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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