...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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