How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the day after is always just damage control
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
she peed on how many people?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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