He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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