I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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