Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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