Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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