I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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