I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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