I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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