butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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