At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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