I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Someone came in the potted fern
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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