You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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