I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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