I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize