I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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